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I always just thought my fingernails were dirty!

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As I emerged from the sparkling pool through an underwater tunnel, I basked in the beauty of an entire cave system untouched by man.

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I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how awfull it is to eat the same dinner every day for over a year" I said as I ran upstairs and fell asleep.

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My friend he knew his way around the dark web.

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My dogs always looked behind me whenever I was around.

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My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!

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I agreed to go with him without a struggle and I conceded that I would give him whatever he wanted.

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“Excellent” I though, as the workers pulled up the coffin, whose life-bell I had heard ringing on this fine September morning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always just thought my fingernails were dirty!	29
As I emerged from the sparkling pool through an underwater tunnel, I basked in the beauty of an entire cave system untouched by man.	29
I asked my wife 'Where are the kids?'. Then, she pointed at the oven.	29
[deleted by user]	29
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how awfull it is to eat the same dinner every day for over a year" I said as I ran upstairs and fell asleep.	29
My friend he knew his way around the dark web.	29
My dogs always looked behind me whenever I was around.	29
My mommy and daddy are always fighting, but today my mommy came to me with a surprise!	29
I agreed to go with him without a struggle and I conceded that I would give him whatever he wanted.	29
“Excellent” I though, as the workers pulled up the coffin, whose life-bell I had heard ringing on this fine September morning.	29